Joke Imara Renaud-Krutulis

“So,

if you’re pan,

does that mean

when you see a pan

you get turned on?”

Yes, by gods, you’ve got me

completely figured out.

You’re the only one to ever

ask me this. Honestly.

I will hold three fingers up

and say so on my Honor as a Scout,

if that’s what you need.

No? Well,

another time then.